who needs sleep anyway

basically homestuck and some other dumb shit

tags

zooophagous:

octoswan:

octoswan:

this is the angriest kitten at the shelter. poor baby, she just needs to be held…

no wait she wanted food, lol. the second she got fed she didn’t give a shit about anyone

Look at this little bastard holy freaking GOD

(via sleepingrogue)

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via because-feelings)

It went by so fast …

(Source: seihanndas, via rinmoustacheoka)

phantomcat94:

escapethefallout:

I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)

(Source: heatvents, via rogueofstars)

lordbape:

when people around you are relating and you wanna fit in but you know it’d be a lie

someone says “omg i can’t do eyeliner i can not wing it out oh my god hahaha it’s impossible *everyone laughs agreeing*”. like. no it isn’t. and i can’t say “omg i know right” clearly my eyeliner is beautiful every day

(via cadennce)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via aspotofnonsense)

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

noreum:

beta kids

(via thiefleal)

(Source: kotanikiito, via inorimacaron)

markatch:

bevismusson:

northstarfan:

wittyusernameforthcoming:

Reblogging for artistic reference.

Yes. Artistic reference is why I am reblogging this.

This is why I hate it when people draw the likes of Wonder Woman or Power Girl or She-Hulk without making them muscular because ‘that’s not feminine’. Because clearly, you know, it bloody well is.

Totally reblogging for the artistic reference. Definitely.

(Source: fitgrills, via because-feelings)

cravings:

does anyone wanna get drunk with me and make out for like 2 hours straight

(via thecarlonethatalsowrites)

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itseasytoremember, via thecarlonethatalsowrites)

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle, via punkmonksteven)

rockandrollchick:

My guardian angel probably facepalms a lot.

(via inorimacaron)

cuchuffli:

Elephant

cuchuffli:

Elephant

(via inorimacaron)